Obsessing Over Yr Dog: Thoughts About An Onion Ring

Like many of you, I have obsessive thoughts. Our therapists are here to help us learn how to combat these obsessions. What happens, though, if yr dog eats ONE onion ring on the street at 11PM and yr therapist is not avails? Google says an onion ring is bad. v bad. The ASPCA poison hotline iz not answering!! and u have 2 hours be4 the poison takes over. APPARENTLY u can feed him hydrogen peroxide????? t make him barf it all up. but what if ur hydrogen peroxide doesn't have an expiration date?????

HALP!!!!!

This all literally happened to me last night. My brain was racing like a lov island cast member in a mouth2mouth food feeding challenge 🤮 so what was a grl to do? MATH, OF COURSE.

So I went on the scale and weighed myself then went back on with him to figure out how much he weighs. He was 17.6 LBS. 17.6LBS = 281.6 oz.

“Generally, if a dog eats more than half a percent of their body weight in onion, they will develop toxicity if left untreated.”

.5% of 281.6oz = 1.4oz. A side of onion rings is generally 3oz comprised of 6 pieces or .5 an oz per ring. So he only had .5 an oz and would need closer to 1.4 for it to be toxic.

Thank u math

With luv,

anonymousBFF

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